Natalie Tootie

I really don’t like this new season of The Girls Next Door. The twins are so stupid it’s painful to watch. Tonight I tried to watch the episode and it started off being about them taking a Hollywood tour to see if they could sneak into the mansion. It was ridiculously and obviously fake right from the beginning.

I mean, how did they explain the camera on the tour bus. Maybe the tour bus director was supposed to know? He kept mentioning the Playboy mansion and The Girls Next Door. I don’t know if he was supposed to know, but he obviously did. It was just painful to watch.

Another thing that’s painful is any scene with Hugh Hefner. He seriously looks like he’s going to die any second and the idea of the girls even kissing him grosses me out. If they want to have a fake show at least don’t make us think they’re girlfriends. Just say they’re special playmates or something. It’s especially lame when they’re all saying “I love you” to each other.

If they’re going to pretend the girls are girlfriends, then I’m going to bring up the obvious question. Do the twins have sex with each other? I know the straight guys watching the show would love to know this, but the show never talks about it. So what’s the deal here? For me, that’s a little out of my comfort zone, and it’s outside what I feel to be morally appropriate. Siblings just shouldn’t have sex with each other.

Any conversation between one or more girls and Hef is painful to watch. Hef will bring up some stupid topic and the girls all ooh and aah and say stupid things. For instance:

Hef: That’s in the 1970s when we had pet bunnies at the mansion.

Girl 1: Oh, bunnies are cute!

Girl 2: That’s really funny.

Girl 3: What are bunnies? Are they like raccoons?

Painful!